Friday 4 May 2012

Quote of the Week #18

På ett tåg, någonstans mellan Victoria Station och Clapham Junction. En tiggare kommer in i kupén och börjar tala.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to bother you this journey, but could you please help a homeless man get a shelter tonight? Any spare change would be appreciated.”
Massiv tystnad medan alla sneglar pinsamt på varandra. En dam brister till sist glatt ut:
“Would you fancy a cake!?”
Massiv tystnad igen. Tiggaren blinkar lite.
“Eh… well, I… I’m not gonna say no to that.”
Tiggaren får tårta – alla glada.




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